What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

No way

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

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Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

How would the Arab world be different if there was no Israel-Palestine conflict? Would there be better relations among its members?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

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