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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:31

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
No way
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Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Nam eos consequatur amet quis qui dolorem optio.
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Just Forget it!
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
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